Happy Birthday LISA!!!!!!!!!
This Day in History!
Today is the love of my life's birthday.
I just love Birthdays! They are your own personal holidays! Everyone no matter how old they are getting should enjoy their birthdays.
Here is the horoscope for Lisa today! I think it would be fun to tell her what you think it means.
You've got a bit of a dilemma now, and you'll be quite
torn by it. Should you listen to what seems like amazingly sound advice,
courtesy of a loved one who's not only never let you down, but also has
experience in the type of situation you're currently dealing with? Or should you
go with your gut, even if it's telling you to do the exact opposite? Think about
it: When was the last time your instinct let you down?
posted by Jonathan @ 10:44 AM
2 comments
2 Comments:
Let me interpret this for you....
The stars are saying...
Give Jon the perfecta test...
1. Borrow his credit card and charge strippers to it and a downpayment on a Mazda RX-8 (stick shift) Make your license plate say
(Rennr+2)
2. raise the thermostat to 75
4. Call him at 3am for extensive chats on Middle Eastern politics.
5. Remind him that his degree is NOT zoology, making him a novice. Be sure to use the word "Novice" as opposed to amateur.
AAAAnnnnnnnnnnddddd.......
6. Buy XM Radio for your car.
7. When he calls you in the morning tell him you will talk to him tomorrow b/c you are busy all day today. Fail to specify why you are busy, just disappear. Then call him at 3am, pished drunk. Subtly make it known that you could've called him earlier, but didnt feel like it, commence discussion on Middle eastern politics, avoid any discussion of what you did all day...even if it was nothing.
8. Run over his cellphone with your car, cursing the usage of such shit technology.
9. Pull the plug on the cable.
10. Change your schedule by 1hr. Jon is incredibly anal, a 1hr shift would feck him up royal.
11. Get a hot tattoo on the small of your lower back.
Do this, and you know you will have finally broken him.
PS: Give me 24hrs advance notice before you enact this plan so i can leave.
PPS: If your gut instinct is telling you to do all of these things here is my keitai number 314-482-028X
Awww thank you Jon! I love you very much! Hmm...what do YOU think my horoscope means? I'm stumped!
Thank you Brian and Rob for your...umm...interpretations! :) I'm tell you this now Rob, #2 is VERY tempting, for your sake and mine!
Yay birthdays!
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