Fuck the Fucking Fuckers
Watch your mouth!
I fucking love to swear! Why do I love to swear? Because I do not give a fuck what people think of it. I do have the ability to turn the language on and off for respect, and I almost always let the person I am talking to swear first, but seriously why is swearing such a big fucking deal? Now I agree that there are some words in the language that need to go away, but I really need to know what is offensive about these words? When you ask someone why they are offended by the word fuck they can never explain why and just tell you that it is a terrible word. They do not even have an answer for what it means. Now come on, America is fucking smarter than that, right?
FUCK comes from F.U.C.K. which means Fornication Under Cardinal Knowledge! This is from back in the day when people where having sex outside of marriage, or cheating on the person that they were married too, and the church really cared about it.
SHIT comes from S.H.I.T. which means Ship High In Transfer. Back in the day when everything was shipped by boats, all the expensive stuff was stored in the bottom of the boat to keep it safe for the long trip. However all the rest of the crap was stamped SHIT and placed on the deck because it was not worth as much.
So what the fuck are people so uptight about when these words are used? Some would say that these words have different meanings which are now offensive. FUCK that, if you are upset about a work that is meaningless just because it seems everyone else is upset about the word you should take a good look at yourself. I have yet to meet a person who did not swear except for my friend Ben who I think said Bitch once, but now that they say that on TV it is not a swear. I am not upset about people who do not swear, I just do not want them cramping my style. I am sure there are a shit ton of stuff that I disagree with them doing as well. If people would not make such a big deal out of these words, swearing would be meaningless. But I do not want it to be meaningless, because I fucking love doing it.
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS
posted by Jonathan @ 12:50 PM
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8 Comments:
Penn and Teller have a Bullshit (at TV show on, I think, HBO) episode on this. The first few seasons of the show are out on dvd now. Go and rent the disc with the episode on swearing on it, I believe the episode is titled ‘Balderdash.’ You'll enjoy it, they basically say what you just said Jon, but funnier and cooler, because they are Penn and Teller. I heard that f.u.c.k. stood for fornication under consent of the king, or, forbidden or unlawful carnal knowledge.
Thanks for telling me I am not as cool as Pen and Teller. ;)
I have seen that episode, it is fucking awesome!
It seems that both of your ideas on the origins of words seem to be mistaken. See http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/shit.asp
However I do not discount the actually message behind this post. I had that what you did about the words, and you pot spured me into action. I was quite saddened by this revelation.
Thanks Gerken!
Well! I didn't know Jon fucking cared so much about shit!
"I had that what you did about the words"
What the hell did I type?!?!?
"What the hell did I type?!?!?"
Who the fuck knows.
Thanks for the fucking comment Rusty!
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