Your Panties are Watching Over You

Forget me not panties

Message for Girlfriends who are cheating: YOU ARE BEING TRACKED WITH YOUR PANTIES!

How do you check up on your girl? Buy her underwear that not only shows everyone where she is at, but also monitors her heart rate and body temp! The best part is that the website markets this stuff as a safety tool. I am sure that the men buying these are trying to make sure that the girl is safe.

Excuse me honey, would you put these on so that I can see where you are going, and if you are getting hot in the pants? If you take them off I know that you are screwing around! This shit is awesome! Who is actually buying this? They cost $100, but if you want the heart monitor it cost $180! It even comes with its own computer mapping program called pantymap.

This site has got to be some type of joke. But if it is not, guess what you are getting for our two year anniversary Lisa!